Whats all this blogging malarkey then?

I am now blogging as Apparently it is vital to my health to do so.

Today I am happy despite having a hole in my head as family are here! I have recently become homeless and therefore achieved my lifelong goal of being a bum!!! (i am giving seminars in acheiving this, such as "gambling can make u broke....no honestly!" and "spending money is easier when u have a serious addiction to smoking crack").

When I first heard of blogging I believed this to be a pastime partaken by those of a somewhat pasty persuasion, you know those people with as much charm as a bucket and social skills which can only be compared to Morrissey. People who play World of Warcraft.......... Yes geeks, nerds, Melvins or as i like to call them.......... nobs.

However I have discovered evidence quite to the contrary...... There are Hawkins' up and down the country who are "all up over" the bloggin scene. Im gettin me a piece of this people!

Joel has arrived